Tuesday's with Janice

Merlin-tervention

Janice Questions — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 16:00:41 -0400

Listen.

Dan and Merlin have a problem. And it's using all of our paper towel. We seriously ordered THREE TIMES as much paper towel this month. I think we need to have a Merlin-tervention.

THE FEDEX GUY CAN ONLY COME SO MANY TIMES A DAY! I CAN'T DO IT! I'M NOT HADDIE!

And I don't even want to get started on the toilet paper order.

Passive-Agressive Notes

Janice Questions — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 14:30:26 -0400

I don't want to name any names - we all know who I'm talking about - but there has been a marked increase in passive agressive notes within our office. Is this necessary? Do we truly need to communicate with each other on pieces of paper using Comic Sans. We're a Fortune 500 company, not a lemonade stand.

Should we allow cake in the conference room?

Janice Questions — Sat, 22 Sep 2012 13:25:47 -0400

I have growing concern over the amount of cake we have in the conference room. Every day, it seems, someone was born.

Must we celebrate this? Is there an end to this madness?

Yes, I am aware I can simply decline to feast on the glutens. But I feel as though I must. It's like having a Facebook account - I can't have everyone think I'm secretly a…