Episode 08 - Little Velvet Hands
This week, Merlin Mann and Dan Benjamin eighty-six their restaurant jobs-emptying grease traps, handling logs of meat, and sharing what they learned by bringing mostly bad food to America's table. Dan burns velvet hands, Merlin's Mom gives the guy with the coupon a kung fu, and old people want a monkey dish of sauce before they boost all your Sweet'N Low.
Initially Released March 15, 2011
Episode Page Little Velvet Hands
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Sometimes you've gotta get hepatitis and not know why.
It's almost like throwing balls at the clown and trying to dunk him in the tank. You know, the clown's not gonna throw the ball back, otherwise he wouldn't be a clown anymore, then he'd be a guy who beat your ass. Nobody wants to get their ass kicked by a clown.