Listen.
Dan and Merlin have a problem. And it's using all of our paper towel. We seriously ordered THREE TIMES as much paper towel this month. I think we need to have a Merlin-tervention.
THE FEDEX GUY CAN ONLY COME SO MANY TIMES A DAY! I CAN'T DO IT! I'M NOT HADDIE!
And I don't even want to get started on the toilet paper order.
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And someone keeps taking the big bottle of Asprin. This is getting out of hand.
I've been keeping the toilet paper in my cubicle. If you need some, just come ask.
Hey Janice. You can get a subscription to paper towels from Amazon.
I know, right?
But now you have to do it through my affiliate link or I will sue you for patent violation.
If they had specially marked "safety towels", just for them, it might partly solve the problem. Just make sure it's in a sterilized enclosure of some kind.
But what about the tactical towels? Whose budget does that come out of? Certainly shouldn't be *my* department's.
Jamie: it's for everyone's own good that they get tactical towels. You don't want them to start pouring Purell all over the office, do you?
This post seems alittle passive-agressive. Maybe you should just leave a note.
TIMES ROMAN!