Dan and Merlin have a problem. And it's using all of our paper towel. We seriously ordered THREE TIMES as much paper towel this month. I think we need to have a Merlin-tervention.
THE FEDEX GUY CAN ONLY COME SO MANY TIMES A DAY! I CAN'T DO IT! I'M NOT HADDIE!
And I don't even want to get started on the toilet paper order.